So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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