I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
