Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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