just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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