They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
