"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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