How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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