i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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