your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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