they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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