I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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