All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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