How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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