Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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