I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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