They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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