I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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