Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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