oh god the rape fog is back!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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