They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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