U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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