i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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