We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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