sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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