We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
