you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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