I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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