Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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