The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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