How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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