She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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