O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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