Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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