Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Randomize
