i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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