So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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