You just made me feel so damn special
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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