I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
