Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
