The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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