Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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