I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I got inside last night via doggy door
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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