you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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