doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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