he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
