i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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