quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
