Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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