$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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