i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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