weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Come share oat with me in your robe
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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