I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Randomize
