When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Randomize
